Black Widow Baby
There’s a terrible rap song
called Black Widow
and in the lyrics it’s always followed by Baby. “Black Widow Baby”
and I can’t help but hear her say “Black Little Baby” in baby-talk
that sounds plausible!
hewwo, widdow babeee
i wonder if babies are ever like SHUT UP MY GOD SPEAK TO ME NORMALLY
I’m gonna love ya, I’m gonna love ya
Gonna love ya, gonna love ya
a black widow, baby
I’m going to love you, like a black little baby.
Thanks to my friend at http://zillabean.tumblr.com/ for making me laugh out loud today
just found this from middle school holy shit
Holy crow, an ACTUAL V-Card.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
I actually did go to Italy last month for fun and did not have to hire a sitter and it was amazing.
THESE ARE SO GREAT
I love that Jasmine is CLEARLY saying NOOO
How I Helped Ruin Peter LaBarbera’s Day
Well, I’ve got some time, so I guess now is a good moment to write about this.
So earlier this week at my school (Sinclair Community College), a campus organization called the Traditional Values Club invited a speaker, Peter LaBarbera (a class A piece of shit [homophobia trigger warnings for the links]) to give a talk entitled What “Gay” Activists Don’t Want You To Know. You may have noticed the quotes around the word “gay.” He does this literally every single time he ever writes out the word, because he’s of the belief that homosexuality is a curable malady, and therefore not really a thing. Yeah. Like I said. Class. A. Piece. Of shit.