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Thorgi

Thorgi

What diet are you on?

It’s called Ultrametabolism.  It’s definitely a rough switch, but it focuses on getting rid of all the worst chemicals in food.  At it’s core, you take out white flour and sugar, but the doc who created it explains all the science behind it, and provides good lists of good foods and bad foods.

And that’s it.  It doesn’t limit your intake, although I’ve been keeping an eye on some calories. 

Weight Loss

I would just like to quietly announce that I have lost 16.5 pounds since starting this new diet.

misfortune

Carlianne: I tried to type

Carlianne: wompadan into my phone

Carlianne: but I had already written the w

Carlianne: so it autocorrected

Carlianne: to

Carlianne: impotence

me: :( MISFORTUNE

Carlianne: Im so sorry

Carlianne: hahaha

That’s right bitches,
Parseltongue

That’s right bitches,

Parseltongue

jamiejedi:

Does anyone else see a face in that whiteness? (Taken with instagram)

No bit he is clearly eating a cocker spaniel.

jamiejedi:

Does anyone else see a face in that whiteness? (Taken with instagram)

No bit he is clearly eating a cocker spaniel.

Last Night’s Dream

I dreamed I was Ross from Friends, and I stayed at a Bed & Pizzeria where they were having an afterparty after Bed Bath and Beyond closed.  My friend said she needed to meditate, so she curled up, shrunk, and floated into my hands. And Dwight from The Office warned me that my blankets would be my ‘only protection’.

guys guys guys

Nice Tauntauns.

Nice Tauntauns.