God's Sitcom

wittyandcharming:

Oh, ok, yeah, 4 hours of sleep. On my day off. Sure. Cool.

*mumbles incoherently in agreement*

Bacon Bouquet!!!
Wife surprised me this Valentine’s Day.
BEST WIFE EVER

Bacon Bouquet!!!

Wife surprised me this Valentine’s Day.

BEST WIFE EVER

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hootingblues:

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Best Mashup Ever.

Suck this, high school bullies

I just rode my motorcycle to Starbucks so I could make video games for Disney on my laptop.

When I saw today’s strip, I had to make this.
Sorry, I accidentally misspelled the url, and then Jeph called me a douchebag.  Ah well.  Was meant as fan art, not an attention grabbing attempt to plagiarize.
This art is ripped directly from http://www.questionablecontent.net with the utmost respect. 

When I saw today’s strip, I had to make this.

Sorry, I accidentally misspelled the url, and then Jeph called me a douchebag.  Ah well.  Was meant as fan art, not an attention grabbing attempt to plagiarize.

This art is ripped directly from http://www.questionablecontent.net with the utmost respect. 

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

got a family of 4 in my house :)X

 my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

 ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

we got a couple of dalmatians

goddammit cruella not this shit again

“Well, we don’t count plants and candy bars…”

( http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/3325110 )

Women with weapons = HOT
#3 - Merida and her bow

Women with weapons = HOT

#3 - Merida and her bow

Women with weapons = HOT
#2 - Susan and her bow

Women with weapons = HOT

#2 - Susan and her bow

Women with weapons = HOT
#1 - Alice and the Vorpal Sword

Women with weapons = HOT

#1 - Alice and the Vorpal Sword

OMG I DID AN ART!
Day 1 of the 30 Day Monster Girl Art Challenge: “Harpy”

OMG I DID AN ART!

Day 1 of the 30 Day Monster Girl Art Challenge: “Harpy”