God's Sitcom
dustblunt:

just found this from middle school holy shit

Holy crow, an ACTUAL V-Card.

dustblunt:

just found this from middle school holy shit

Holy crow, an ACTUAL V-Card.

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

I actually did go to Italy last month for fun and did not have to hire a sitter and it was amazing.

omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

I love that Jasmine is CLEARLY saying NOOO

wittyandcharming:

#Oh look its linds

Oh look you’re right.

How I Helped Ruin Peter LaBarbera’s Day

wittyandcharming:

Well, I’ve got some time, so I guess now is a good moment to write about this.

So earlier this week at my school (Sinclair Community College), a campus organization called the Traditional Values Club invited a speaker, Peter LaBarbera (a class A piece of shit [homophobia trigger warnings for the links]) to give a talk entitled What “Gay” Activists Don’t Want You To Know. You may have noticed the quotes around the word “gay.” He does this literally every single time he ever writes out the word, because he’s of the belief that homosexuality is a curable malady, and therefore not really a thing. Yeah. Like I said. Class. A. Piece. Of shit.

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jotunheimrs:

Have you ever seen a little girl run so fast she falls down? There’s an instant, a fraction of a second before the world catches hold of her again…a moment when she’s outrun ever doubt and fear she’s ever had about herself and flies.In that one moment, every little girl flies.
I need to find that again.

jotunheimrs:

Have you ever seen a little girl run so fast she falls down? There’s an instant, a fraction of a second before the world catches hold of her again…a moment when she’s outrun ever doubt and fear she’s ever had about herself and flies.

In that one moment, every little girl flies.

I need to find that again.