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wittyandcharming:

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How I Helped Ruin Peter LaBarbera’s Day

wittyandcharming:

Well, I’ve got some time, so I guess now is a good moment to write about this.

So earlier this week at my school (Sinclair Community College), a campus organization called the Traditional Values Club invited a speaker, Peter LaBarbera (a class A piece of shit [homophobia trigger warnings for the links]) to give a talk entitled What “Gay” Activists Don’t Want You To Know. You may have noticed the quotes around the word “gay.” He does this literally every single time he ever writes out the word, because he’s of the belief that homosexuality is a curable malady, and therefore not really a thing. Yeah. Like I said. Class. A. Piece. Of shit.

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jotunheimrs:

Have you ever seen a little girl run so fast she falls down? There’s an instant, a fraction of a second before the world catches hold of her again…a moment when she’s outrun ever doubt and fear she’s ever had about herself and flies.In that one moment, every little girl flies.
I need to find that again.

jotunheimrs:

Have you ever seen a little girl run so fast she falls down? There’s an instant, a fraction of a second before the world catches hold of her again…a moment when she’s outrun ever doubt and fear she’s ever had about herself and flies.

In that one moment, every little girl flies.

I need to find that again.

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

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Mundane Confession of the Week:
I pull all the purple ones out and save them till last, then I drown my tongue in a GRAPE HOLOCAUST.

Mundane Confession of the Week:

I pull all the purple ones out and save them till last, then I drown my tongue in a GRAPE HOLOCAUST.

evilsoutherngentleman:

ittakesathief:

thatlowvice:

evilsoutherngentleman:

"Your kindness is sincerely appreciated but advice is not being accepted at this time," is my new favorite phrase.

Friends, feel free to use this on me. I give advice way too liberally

You might not always use it, but, always take advice. Getting an outside view is refreshing and helps put things in perspective.

Your kindness is sincerely appreciated.

But.

Advice is not being accepted at this time.

lindseybluth:

jeffreyeugenides:

only $16. have fun in hell, sweeties(: 

I BEAT MANNING

lindseybluth:

jeffreyeugenides:

only $16. have fun in hell, sweeties(: 

I BEAT MANNING

Hi Tumblr.  I’ll be joining in Extra Life this year.  What’s that?  Well I’ll tell you.  It’s a national fundraising effort for Children’s Hospitals.  Video-game players around the world unite to play 24 (actually 25) hours of non-stop games, without sleep, without meal breaks, ALL for the goal of raising money to help sick kids!  In return for making a donation, you’ll enjoy a live video stream of me trying to stay awake and stay coherent enough to play various games (which you’ll also get the opportunity to laugh at).  And in the wee hours of morning, I MAY play the new Slender game, because at the same time as wanting to help kids, I also hate myself and never wish to sleep again.

Ok, I lied.  You’ll get that video link whether you donate or not.  But please, spare $5 and save some sick kids.  Be a HERO!!!