Oh, ok, yeah, 4 hours of sleep. On my day off. Sure. Cool.
*mumbles incoherently in agreement*
I just rode my motorcycle to Starbucks so I could make video games for Disney on my laptop.

When I saw today’s strip, I had to make this.
Sorry, I accidentally misspelled the url, and then Jeph called me a douchebag. Ah well. Was meant as fan art, not an attention grabbing attempt to plagiarize.
This art is ripped directly from http://www.questionablecontent.net with the utmost respect.
lypo:
lypo:
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again
“Well, we don’t count plants and candy bars…”