God's Sitcom

wittyandcharming: Oh, ok, yeah, 4 hours of sleep. On my day off. Sure. Cool. *mumbles incoherently...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:16:43 -0500

wittyandcharming:

Oh, ok, yeah, 4 hours of sleep. On my day off. Sure. Cool.

*mumbles incoherently in agreement*

Bacon Bouquet!!! Wife surprised me this Valentine’s...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:47:48 -0500

Bacon Bouquet!!!

Wife surprised me this Valentine’s Day.

BEST WIFE EVER

hootingblues: Best Mashup Ever.

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:39:33 -0500

hootingblues:

Best Mashup Ever.

Suck this, high school bullies

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:47:47 -0400

I just rode my motorcycle to Starbucks so I could make video games for Disney on my laptop.

When I saw today’s strip, I had to make this. Sorry, I...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 02:08:00 -0400

When I saw today’s strip, I had to make this.

Sorry, I accidentally misspelled the url, and then Jeph called me a douchebag. Ah well. Was meant as fan art, not an attention grabbing attempt to plagiarize.

This art is ripped directly from http://www.questionablecontent.net with the utmost respect.

john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunks...

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 11:00:21 -0400

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

got a family of 4 in my house :)X

my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

we got a couple of dalmatians

goddammit cruella not this shit again

“Well, we don’t count plants and candy bars…”

( http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/3325110 )

Women with weapons = HOT #3 - Merida and her bow

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 10:55:38 -0400

Women with weapons = HOT

#3 - Merida and her bow

Women with weapons = HOT #2 - Susan and her bow

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:03:18 -0400

Women with weapons = HOT

#2 - Susan and her bow

Women with weapons = HOT #1 - Alice and the Vorpal Sword

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:00:00 -0400

Women with weapons = HOT

#1 - Alice and the Vorpal Sword

OMG I DID AN ART! Day 1 of the 30 Day Monster Girl Art...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 00:43:31 -0400

OMG I DID AN ART!

Day 1 of the 30 Day Monster Girl Art Challenge: “Harpy”

In those times, opportunities to meet rich and handsome...

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:06:43 -0400

In those times, opportunities to meet rich and handsome husbands were relatively rare. So when the occasion did arise in the form of a ball it was seized with both hands.

6 hour bbc miniseries owns this movie. Firth > Macfayden

Dubstep Dancer

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:11:51 -0400

(3:03:58 PM) Carlianne Fenton: for some reason

(3:04:04 PM) Carlianne Fenton: I’ve started listening to sxrillex

(3:04:06 PM) Carlianne Fenton: and it concerns me

(3:07:40 PM) Carlianne Fenton: what if i become

(3:07:43 PM) Carlianne Fenton: a dubstepper

(3:07:58 PM) me: you have

(3:08:00 PM) me: the hair

(3:08:02 PM) me: for it

(3:08:08 PM) Carlianne Fenton: hahahahahaha

(3:08:12 PM) Carlianne Fenton: what’s the hair for it?

(3:08:17 PM) Carlianne Fenton: how to dubsteppers look?

(3:09:10 PM) me: well I imagine we start with video of you headbanging

(3:09:13 PM) me: and then reverse it

(3:09:18 PM) Carlianne Fenton: hahahaha

(3:09:27 PM) me: and play the 3rd half second 15 times in a row.

(3:09:37 PM) me: while it goes WUB WUB WUB

Look what the Disney artists made for me! I’m recovering...

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 00:21:01 -0400

Look what the Disney artists made for me! I’m recovering from having my gall bladder removed in surgery this morning, and my artist-coworkers made this AMAZING get well soon card for me.

THANK YOU SO MUCH <3

Going the Distance.: Okay so i am a chicken.I am not going. I am just going to look it up...

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 00:08:47 -0400

Going the Distance.: Okay so i am a chicken.I am not going. I am just going to look it up...:

familiar-territory:

Okay so i am a chicken.
I am not going.

I am just going to look it up and go from there.

Symptoms:

Abdominal pain(May wake you at night. May be relieved by antacids or milk. May occur 2 to 3 hours aftera meal. May be worse if you don’t eat.)

Nausea

Vomiting, especially vomiting blood

…

Don’t be afraid of facing the truth. I’ve been seriously surprised by the things that are going on with my body. Finding out the truth is scary. Knowing the truth is a serious relief.

Surgery tomorrow morning

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:20:20 -0400

Wish me luck tumblr.

Chasing Beauty: Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 08:48:39 -0400

Chasing Beauty: Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.:

chasertiff:

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance,…

My 12 year old niece just built herself a website and is selling crafts!

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 19:03:16 -0400

My 12 year old niece just built herself a website and is selling crafts!:

She’s a serious whiz kid! And everybody needs a few extra pot holders, amirite? Reblog if you want to see this kid get way too many orders and have her eyes light up!

Penguin Being Tickled

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:26:50 -0400

Penguin Being Tickled

GPOY

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:15:31 -0400

GPOY

Photo

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 09:20:40 -0400